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    Default PROOF that Treasure Hunts are EVIL!

    ok, first
    First we state that treasure hunts require time and money
    Treasure Hunts = Time x Money
    And as we all know "time IS money"
    Time = Money
    Treasure Hunts = Money x Money
    Treasure Hunts = (Money)^2
    And because "money is the root of all evil"
    Money = sqrt(evil)
    Therefore
    Treasure hunts = (sqrt(evil))^2
    We are forced to conclude that:
    Treasure hunts = Evil
    If it works, tear it apart and find out why!

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    This also works with girlfriends.

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    Bitter, bitter, bitter.
    And we proceeded on...

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    LOL

    My son posted that equation (using girls instead of treasure hunts) on his door his freshman year at college.

    He got more than one note slipped under his door during open dorm evenings from girls wanting to "prove" it wrong!!!

    "It's not what you look at that matters. It's what you see." (Henry David Thoreau)

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    Nice! That's hilarious!

    I also want to mention I am a hummingbird now!


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    Default Re: PROOF that Treasure Hunts are EVIL!

    It's actually the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil.

    But since you were OBVIOUSLY trying to be funny, here's some humor...

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted..........peanut. <bada boom bada bing>

    Oh c'mon! The fifth graders ALWAYS laugh at that joke!

    DJ

    Quote Originally Posted by gwsmyda
    And because "money is the root of all evil"
    Money = sqrt(evil)

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    If it works, tear it apart and find out why!

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