# Thread: PROOF that Treasure Hunts are EVIL!

1. ## PROOF that Treasure Hunts are EVIL!

ok, first
First we state that treasure hunts require time and money
Treasure Hunts = Time x Money
And as we all know "time IS money"
Time = Money
Treasure Hunts = Money x Money
Treasure Hunts = (Money)^2
And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = sqrt(evil)
Therefore
Treasure hunts = (sqrt(evil))^2
We are forced to conclude that:
Treasure hunts = Evil

2. This also works with girlfriends.

3. Bitter, bitter, bitter.

4. LOL

My son posted that equation (using girls instead of treasure hunts) on his door his freshman year at college.

He got more than one note slipped under his door during open dorm evenings from girls wanting to "prove" it wrong!!!

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Nice! That's hilarious!

I also want to mention I am a hummingbird now!

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## Re: PROOF that Treasure Hunts are EVIL!

It's actually the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil.

But since you were OBVIOUSLY trying to be funny, here's some humor...

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted..........peanut. <bada boom bada bing>

Oh c'mon! The fifth graders ALWAYS laugh at that joke!

DJ

Originally Posted by gwsmyda
And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = sqrt(evil)

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