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    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
    with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
    Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
    rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
    turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
    his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
    times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model
    for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
    children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
    He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was
    held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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    Con! If you did that you belong in the Creative Corner... come on over! You're hilarious.

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    No, I didn't make it up. It was just a funny email I got. I should have posted that before.
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    Still digging that sense of humor, though!

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    That's hilarious!!!

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    I sense a new "just say no" campaign in there somewhere....

    Poor P got baked way too much and it made him turn small and brittle and then he died. Just say no to drugs kids... or else you will shirvel up and die... or be eaten.

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    Con, that was too cute! I emailed it to some family and friends, hope they enjoyed it as much as I did. Thanks!

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