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    My last offering of Holiday humor...  Merry Christmas everybody!   May tomorrow bring you all peace no matter what's going on in your lives.  

    Carol




    Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
    Santa's Little Elvis.

    A tip for the season:  Spell "Stressed" backwards and you get "Desserts".

    What does Santa eat for breakfast?
    Honey Nut Reindeerios.

    Where does Santa go on holiday?
    Santarctica

    Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
    Because it soots him.

    Where does Santa go on holiday?
    Claus-tria.

    What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
    Sandy Claws.

    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve.

    What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    Wayne in a manger...

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow business like show business...

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Oakham.
    Oakham who?
    Oakham, all ye faithful...

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Avery.
    Avery who?
    Avery merry Christmas.

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Donut.
    Donut who?
    Donut open until Christmas...

    Why should you use a shiny metal dish for Eggs Benedict on Christmas?
    You know what they say:  There's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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    Merry Christmas all!

    You know, someone e-mailed me about the TWELEVE days of Christmas.... cool idea... turns out that the 12 days of X-mas are the 12 days AFTER Christmas!

    So perhaps I can figure out some fun stuff to do for ya'll in the x-mas spirit.

    I hope you're all happy and healthy. It's been a crappy last month for me, sorry for being a stranger, I hope things will clear up soon.

    Glad to be back. :c)

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    Merry Christmas!

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