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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
    not enough?
    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
    always white?
    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
    cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
    the vacuum one more chance?
    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
    it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!
    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
    the table you always manage to knock something else over?
    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
    four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
    three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.



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    Default thanks mimi

    Those are so cool, thanks for sharing mimi.
    And I would say I am the nutty one.... LOL
    But you all already know that.
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    is that like the :

    why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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    darn u holli, was going to do that one.

    Ok...

    Why is Greenland icey and Iceland green?

    .........time to add a DAR ring to my collection.........





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    ¿Porqúe?

    :P I'm definetly the weird one... No doubt about it

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    why don't they have an alarm for when the last cookie is gone, i hate not to get that last cookie taste

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    In honor of Mythbusters, one of my favorite shows!

    batteries? We are frustated and too lazy to switch them
    bank fees? You were stupid enough to buy something with money you didn't have
    wet paint? You can't count to see if there are that many stars, you CAN check to see if the paint is wet
    glue? Glue needs a certain amount of low-humidity air to start the drying process and making it stick
    sterilized needles? Its not too late to stop and its really unsafe for the medical person to handle unsterilized needles in the first place
    Tarzan's beard? Fictional character
    Superman? Fictional character and fictional actions
    Kamikaze pilots? Do you really think those leather helmets helped a regular pilot in the first place?
    "lisp"? Uknown but most likely a cruel medeivial joke
    Apes? They didn't, they evolved from 'ape-like' humans plus evolution hasn't been verified in its entirety
    bubble bath? The soap manufacturers only put in color for visual appeal by the time the small amount of soap required is lathered up its been diluted by the water
    mattress sale? Something is always on sale somewhere in the world
    refrigerator? That day-old sandwich DOES look better every 5 min I look at it
    vacuum? Because 2 out of 100 times it will pick it up
    plastic bag? Your obviously not smarter than the bag at this point
    dead bugs? Most likely as larvae they are put in there or crawled in there
    supermarket? Common courtesy because it didn't really hurt or because you dont have any cohones
    knock something else over? You haven't learned any Jedi skills yet
    winter/summer? Anyone who does this should be slapped
    father-in-law jokes? The average person is quite dumb but not dumb enough to make joke about their father-in-law (they have shotguns!! )

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
    four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
    three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
    And out of those nutters, one in four finds their way here

    why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    We americanized the english language and mucked it up!

    Why is Greenland icey and Iceland green?
    The vikings labelled 'em backwards on purpose in hopes of making them more enticing to settlers/travelers.

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    ~Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    ~Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    ~Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    ~Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
    ~Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    ~Why do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    ~Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    ~Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
    ~Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    ~Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
    ~What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
    ~Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    ~Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
    ~Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    ~Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    ~Why do they report power outages on TV?
    ~Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
    ~Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?
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    Default Re: WHY WHY WHY

    Quote Originally Posted by liviasmimi

    And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
    four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
    three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you

    MiMi

    erm...i think thats odd that when i looked at all my friends...well we are all mentally ill....so does that make me the normal one? heh..i doubt it!

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    love this thread
    can't think of any at the moment -
    but wish to assure you all - I am definitely one of the nuts!
    em - luanne

    imagination is the only weapon we have in the war against reality!

    success is simply getting up one more time than you fall

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