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    Default Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

    Here are some funny ones. Lafitte

    CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

     1. Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are

    3. Dementia - I think I'll be home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels sing about me.

    5. Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and office and town and cars and buses and lorries and trees and.......................

    6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to town to get me.

    7. Personality disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

    8. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

    9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is England so far away.

    10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

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    OCD is also this one:

    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle,
    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle,
    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle.

    Spin around, jump up and down.

    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle,
    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle,
    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle,
    Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle, Bells Jingle.

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    hahaha...I saw these yesterday online! hilarious!

    ~hb


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    My favorite is Do You Hear What I Hear? Peace to all, and to all a Twelfth Night... Lafitte

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