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    Default Are You Ready for Children?

    Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests....

    MESS TEST:


    TOY TEST:


    GROCERY STORE TEST:


    DRESSING TEST:


    FEEDING TEST:


    NIGHT TEST:


    INGENUITY TEST:


    AUTOMOBILE TEST:


    PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN):


    PHYSICAL TEST (MEN):


    FINAL ASSIGNMENT:


    (another quackquackquackquackquackquackquackquack read, again not written by me ... yet sooooo true!!)

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    ROTFLMBO!!!!!

    I would only add the Alien test where you wake up one morning and the child that lives in your house eventually turns into a teen has forgotten everything you ever taught it and by golly you will swear that someone has stolen your sweet child and dropped an alien in its place until its old enough to leave.
    Dreams really do come true!

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    well once u hit the teenage years...i suggest putting a really smelly sock & dirty clothes in a closet...keep em there forever....whenever you go in the closet or by it..you will still smell it...and no matter wut you say...it doesnt change...hahhahahhahahahha
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    We should have saved a pair of Dad's socks! Remember when we used to lay one on Jason's face when he was sleeping?? LMFAO!

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    OMG....now i do! hahhahahhahha...yeah....that was funny...or yell fire in his ear...when he was sleeping...evul sista torment...rotflmao!
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