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    LOL...heres mine

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    19% scored lower (less stupid).

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    You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!

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    YAY holli!!!!

    Now the only thing I feel stoOpid about is not knowing how to find out what that 19% was about. Don't know what I answered wrong. Most likely the math. The only thing I used for the math besides my brain were my fingers. LOL
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    YAY sluggy!!!!!!

    =D> =D> =D>


    I knew you would score low on this one.

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    YAY netsirk! I think!!

    You must have your noggin full of wedding anticipation. I know you can do better than me. I always felt I had a "Gump" sorta way about me.

    LOL

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    well - from that it seems I am as equal smart as dumb - so as long as I'm not a super dummy - I'm ok

    heh - my head is full of wedding stuff - i am at the point (56 days to go) where the nervousness kicks in
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    Gonna post some funny stuff I ran across recently.

    Some of you peeps may have already seen this - for those that have not yet - enjoy.


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    These come under the heading "Don't Mess With Children"

    The first entry "7 reasons not to mess with children"

    1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".

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    2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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    3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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    4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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    5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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    6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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    7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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    3 more I found funny.

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    Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat whose father.
    One boy said, "My father is better than your father."
    The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."
    The first boy paused, "I guess you're right. My fathers says the same thing."

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    One morning, the members of a farm family were coming to the kitchen for breakfast. Just as Junior seated himself, his mother told him he was not going to get anything to eat until he went to the barn and fed the animals.
    Irritated at this, he stomped out the door and headed for the barn. As he fed the chickens, he kicked each one in the head. As the cow bent down to start in on the fresh hay he had just put in the stall, he kicked it in the head. He poured food into the trough for the pigs, and as they started eating, he kicked them in the head. He went back to the kitchen and sat down again.
    His mother was furious. "I saw what you did, so since you kicked the chickens, you'll get no eggs for breakfast. And since you kicked the cow, you'll get no milk. And no bacon or sausage because you kicked the pigs."
    Just then, the father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the family cat. On impulse, he kicked the cat off the stairs.
    The boy looked at his mother and asked "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"

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    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
    Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.
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    And finally!!!

    Since I spent way too much time in catholic school and the confessional - I found this to be funny.

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    A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
    Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?," the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
    After considering the position he is in, the man replies "OK. How much?" "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
    The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?," the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove? " the little boy asks. "OK. How much?," the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
    The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey son, go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?," asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.
    At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
    "Don't you start that crap in here now," the priest replies.
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