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    Ricky is offline Junior Twelever Bronze Ricky is an unknown quantity at this point
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    Foxes and Chickens



    Trust everything that walks on four feet. The Head Cock.




    My fellow chickens:

    For every 100 Kernels of Corn you work for you will give 40 to the Head Cock. The biggest part is yours to keep! That’s 60 grains my friends! You all know we do not play shell games with your corn!

    Now as you know the Yard needs more Kernels. One chicken fainted. The Head Cock was quick to jump in. "Has that chicken been taking her medication?" If she can't afford her medication lets get the Yard to pay for it. You know that 5% of the Kernels collected went into her retirement benefits for old clucks. Funny thought one chicken it seemed like another hidden taxes of the Foxes. Who cares he thought I too will get my benefits!

    The Head Cock went on. The Yard needs more Kernels due to the Foxes bailing you chickens out! As you recalled the Foxes have set us free from personal responsibility and worthless education on Corn money. Now they heard your clucks and passed a $750 billion Corn Kernel Bailout Package.

    One chicken, in the chicken crowd had rambling thoughts. When I paid off my mortgage I thought I would own my own Patch, but if I stopped paying my Patch Taxes they would come and take my Patch from me. Now they want to sell back to me what I did not own in the first place. I will just keep working harder that should solve the problem!

    Time for a commercial break:

    Have you used your Corn Credit Card today to take a vacation? The Foxes had passed a bill where no credit card advertisements could be used in the purchase of Assets. Enjoy yourself you deserve it!



    To be conned...........

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    Ricky is offline Junior Twelever Bronze Ricky is an unknown quantity at this point
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    My felllow chickens:


    The National Debt Clock has now become broken it needs more digits. It stands at $10.2 Trillion which makes it $86,000 as YOUR share.

    Just bury your heads in the sand and do nothing...........the Foxes have worked out a solution. Did you know chickens can run around with there heads cut off for a whole 5 minutes?

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