"Martin Levine, owner of a movie theater chain in New York City, has passed away at age 65," the newspaper obit read. "The funeral will be held on Thursday at 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, and 10:50."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"
Nice thread, Moscow!