Dashing through the downed trees
With an axe and saw in hand
Fema’s on the way
And they haven’t got a plan.

Looters from Katrina are on the way
And they’re giving us quite a fright
Oh how good it is
To have my gun tonight!

Oh doorbell rings, my freezer stinks
Rita can kiss my Azz
Oh won’t you come home real soon
And pick up all your trash!


Hear the people fidget and gripe
They’re making a really big sound
I’m taking in the sights
Cause no one else is around!

Stores close early in the day
Shopping is quite the hassle
Christmas is coming any day
Oh where’s the P.O. parcel?

Oh doorbell rings, my freezer stinks
Rita can kiss my Azz
Oh won’t you come home real soon
And pick up all your trash!

My house has got a blue tarp
It’s keeping out the rain!
The claims adjuster arrived too late
And then promptly lost my claim!

We just love our MRE’s
They make dinner just right
I’m saving the one with PB & J
Just for Christmas Night!

Oh doorbell rings, my freezer stinks
Rita can kiss my Azz
Oh won’t you come home real soon
And pick up all your trash!