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    Default SPAM Poetry

    I was asked to start this thread so here it is! Please post your Spam Poems for all of us to enjoy!

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    spam comes back to not the worst of it
    spam bestows on sent
    spam sits in different
    spam drags temporarily canned
    spam assaults at icq's latest headache
    spam spreads good
    spam is crouched by target of state house campaign
    spam peeps out from named after monty python's spam skit
    spam forbids okay
    spam flings into bad business
    spam cannot spean of yummeh
    spam sits down at more than a food
    spam foretells still awful
    spam rushes out into so cheap?
    spam whispers to rapidly becoming the 'tool of choice' for internet
    spam feeds not bad
    spam swells with upheld by state supreme court
    spam expects better
    spam walks among bad and what to do about it
    spam cannot say: not good for your email account
    spam is winding above the greatest luxury
    spam forgets officially canned
    spam feeds with a real threat
    spam is?
    spam is ringed by departed by on its way
    spam is decayed by a real problem
    spam surprises not good
    spam follows unpalatable any way it's served up
    spam sighs in evil
    spam swallows the first step towards
    spam speaks of harrassment pure and simple
    spam buries the responsibility of
    spam comes back to unwelcome here
    spam hides behind back
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    Come on guys...don't let me be the only one thats posting this stuff


    spam spits at a fine product by the hormel company and we're sorry that their name for canned meat beats becoming synonymous with a horrible business practice
    spam dries that the cost of email comes up with shared between the sender and the recipient
    spam plucks out a registered trademark
    spam enters a registered trademark of hormel foods corporation
    spam looks to temporarily canned by clint boulton in a case where a us district court wants upholding a registrar's right to
    spam glows into temporarily canned by clint boulton in a case where a us district court exists in upholding a registrar's right
    spam brings off bad
    spam perceives porn by tim richardson posted
    spam speaks of cr*p
    spam spreads the least of my worries
    spam sits in a problem by ray everett
    spam swarms with too old?
    spam loses icq's latest headache by rose aguilar staff writer
    spam is fishing in your best friend
    spam lurks in mildly annoying
    spam drags uce/ube/spam is crouched by something you receive that you did not ask to receive
    spam is bored by a good reason not to start using email; it runs probably the only reason
    spam smoothens with not technically illegal
    spam stoops to glue for male bonding
    spam reads unethical
    spam is followed by disturbed by bad >
    spam gets demobbed by unwanted e
    spam breeds worse
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    netsirk...I won't leave ya hangin'...just don't make fun of my 5 minute literary work of art!!

    My deepest and most sincere apologies to Dr. Suess!

    "Please, try my eggs and spam."
    "I do not like eggs and spam."
    "I would not eat it on a trip."
    "I would not eat it with some dip."
    "I could not eat it in my car."
    "I could not eat it drunk in a bar!"
    "I would not, could not try it in a cup."
    "It looks like something the cat coughed up!"
    "Please...give it a try."
    "okay, if I must."
    "Say, I like eggs and spam!"
    (Even though it's disguised as ham!)

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    That was hilarious! Thank you for contributing! Keep them coming!



    spam prolongs the no1 customer complaint for almost all isps
    spam retracts so cheap? by
    spam freshens it anyway?
    spam stops at spread
    spam turns upward from rapidly becoming the 'tool of choice' for internet fraud and identity theft mcafee
    spam endeavours to engage a problem
    spam is blackened by unsolicited commercial email
    spam spreads upheld by state supreme court friday
    spam colours unstoppable
    spam stands above bad and what to do about it by odin wortman
    spam is
    spam leans out into any unsolicited email sent to one or more email address
    spam comes back to the greatest luxury if you use spam
    spam is unheard of in officially canned by dinah greek
    spam is rippled by a four letter word
    spam calls an ugly topic and an issue that has occupied more dialog than almost any other email marketing topic
    spam puts on a big problem and everybody knows it
    spam breeds unpalatable any way it's served up ? things you can do to reduce the amount of unwanted e
    spam sees terrible
    spam spreads out into as old as the mainstream internet itself
    spam gets demobbed by the first step towards controlling it
    spam spreads out in harrassment pure and simple by
    spam cannot spean of illegal
    spam thunders at annoying
    spam fits into not tolerated
    spam enters not created equal
    spam throbs because of the responsibility of the spammer
    spam goes to unwelcome here hey guys this spreads me again
    spam prolongs the ninth
    spam looks at clever
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    Come on!! Where are all the creative people that write poerty in the other thread? If you guys can write about nature, cottage cheese, and otherthings, SPAM should be a piece of cake for you!
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    He made me Spam and called it ham
    and simply fried it in a pan
    Without exam, the spoon I crammed
    but quickly figured out the scam
    So please send all the help you can
    to help a newly homeless man

    HeHe

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    Haha...that was great!. Thanks for posting!
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    Default spam haiku

    gelatinous nook
    the snug in canned indifference
    spam. my assurance.

    bronte
    Deep in Blue Dog's eyes will always lurk the hopes and longings of a melancholy people, but, like the Cajuns, who always trained their eyes on the future, Blue Dog must move forward.
    ~George Rodrigue fr 'Blue Dog Man'

    He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about.
    ~Oscar Wilde

    From sumthyngness into givyngness unto the given.
    ~fr 'DAR' m.s

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    Default russia's debt to spam: haiku

    when spam saved russia
    saved starvation and a loss
    i became a fan.

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    Deep in Blue Dog's eyes will always lurk the hopes and longings of a melancholy people, but, like the Cajuns, who always trained their eyes on the future, Blue Dog must move forward.
    ~George Rodrigue fr 'Blue Dog Man'

    He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about.
    ~Oscar Wilde

    From sumthyngness into givyngness unto the given.
    ~fr 'DAR' m.s

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